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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2007, 02:46:13 PM »
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Shame on you Ripsnort.

scroll about 1/3 way down the page, to the George Carlin excerpt

At the very least, credit the old hack when you're copying and pasting.

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They are actually from Bill Maher.  Shame on YOU believing that every piece of comedy comes from Carlin.

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/

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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2007, 02:48:02 PM »
George Carlin’s Rules for 2007
Posted in Everything Else on January 22nd, 2007


Maher's post May 25th, 2007....?

Where did you think Maher came up with this idea?  If it wasn't for Carlin, Maher would still be working in Clubs on a hope and a Prayer.

Not one thing posted from RIP of Carlins appear in the lil Link you submitted.

Carlin is Older... I give him the Credit.

:aok

Maher is just a wannabee.

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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2007, 02:52:41 PM »
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They are actually from Bill Maher.  Shame on YOU believing that every piece of comedy comes from Carlin.

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/


Oh come on! Every piece?!

Quite the contrary. I firmly believe that gray-haired liberals can be credited with a vast majority of the good comedy produced in this country.

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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2007, 03:35:54 PM »
I wrote this the other day, thought it was pretty good....

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2007, 04:13:18 PM »
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George Carlin’s Rules for 2007
Posted in Everything Else on January 22nd, 2007

Maher's post May 25th, 2007....?

Where did you think Maher came up with this idea?


http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/newrules.asp

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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2007, 10:06:57 PM »
Can you imagine being a teacher in the Internet Age?  Instant genius essays everywhere.
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2007, 10:56:14 PM »
Not mine, forwarded email. About 1 out of 1000 email jokes make me laugh, this was did! :rofl

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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2007, 11:08:38 PM »
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Not mine, forwarded email.


I have a buddy who attempted a retroactive citation on a term paper in his freshman year of college....

He waits tables in a mountain town in Northern California now.

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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2007, 11:09:15 PM »
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New Rule : If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.


Well I took this rule to heart.

When I called my brother and told him I just tossed my card collection, he asked me, "You didn't throw away the Honus Wagner card did you?"

He told me that if I didn't go dumpster diving I would regret it.  Apparently it has some collector value.
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2007, 06:50:13 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2007, 06:55:14 AM »
still funny:lol
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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2007, 07:36:26 AM »
Bravo, Bravo!

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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2007, 09:00:57 AM »
:rofl


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