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Offline rpm

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« on: August 23, 2007, 01:13:02 PM »
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While I find what he did nothing more than funny. What the heck was he thinking in this day and age?:confused:
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 02:06:52 PM »
That's awesome.

Hell, I ask you:  Who wouldn't pay to slap a cute 18 year olds naked ass?
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 02:52:28 PM »
He co-officers would have said "yer gay!" had he not slapped that butt!:mad:

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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 02:56:19 PM »
Just claim he was checking to see if she was holding a concealed weapon?

Just a thought :rofl
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 05:33:43 PM »
"A subsequent internal investigation determined there was sufficient evidence to support the woman's claims, and an arrest warrant for the officer was issued."

So now we have a team of (probably all male) cops going over her bellybutton with a fine tooth comb? I'm willing to bet that if the judge is male he may ask to see the evidence for himself too.

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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 10:40:54 PM »
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He co-officers would have said "yer gay!" had he not slapped that butt!:mad:
Exactly. Now she's not so modest as to avoid having sex in a public place, but shes offended by a tap on the tush?
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 11:34:46 PM »
He let 'em go.  Talk about ungrateful.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 01:16:30 AM »
In other news,

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Judge Dismisses Case Against Boys
Posted by The Oregonian August 20, 2007 17:16PM
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MCMINNVILLE -- A judge dismissed charges this morning against the two Patton Middle School teens accused of sexual harassment for swatting girls on the buttocks.

Judge John L. Collins said he acted "in the interests of justice" after both prosecutors and the boys' defense lawyers said four alleged victims had signed a civil compromise in the case, which drew national attention. The victims said they want to drop the charges.

The boys, Cory Mashburn and Ryan Cornelison, 13, read statements of apology to a packed courtroom today. Some of the four alleged victims -- teary-eyed -- also were present.

"Girls, if I offended you or your parents, I'm sorry," Cornelison said. "I hope we still can be friends."

Mashburn said: "I did not mean to offend you in any way. None of this is your fault."

The boys initially were charged with felony sexual abuse in February after a teacher's aide saw them running down the hallway at Patton and grabbing or swatting girls in the buttocks.

In interrogations -- later ruled inadmissible by the judge -- the boys also admitted touching two girls on the breast. Those two girls were among the four who signed settlements.

Debra J. Markham, the deputy district attorney who prosecuted the case, read letters in court today from some of the alleged victims and their parents.

One girl wrote that she was sorry the boys had to go through the seven-month ordeal, which included five days in juvenile detention and suspension from school. She said she forgave them "100 percent."

Another girl wrote that "Cory and Ryan shouldn't have been singled out" for prosecution because many kids at Patton also were swatting other students on the rear.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 06:30:19 AM »
Men are wired the way they are wired... we all know that...

But with that said...  Women are humans, not toys.

With this simple truth in mind... the issue is respect.

Respect for everyone... men and women.

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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 10:08:34 AM »
It's a he said, she said situation. He's screwed whether he did it or not, without witnesses to back him up. The most dificult charge to defend against is any sexual harrassment charge.
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 10:21:41 AM »
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It's a he said, she said situation. He's screwed whether he did it or not, without witnesses to back him up. The most dificult charge to defend against is any sexual harrassment charge.


True that. And conversely, many legitimate transgressions go unreported.

That's why I said respect for everyone... men and women.

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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 11:42:10 AM »
Hmhh.. whats wrong with the world...

Sex in usual is found offensive and causes a lot of opinions but is necessary for human race to survive.

Violence does not cause so much noise. And does not help us to survive very much.. (but if laws of jungle were used..)

IMO this whole thing is caused by narrowminded Christian believers hundreds of years ago when they spanked their monkeys inside monasteries and told other people that sex is sin, converting people with axe/sword is good.

Here we have the results..
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