A little update: Furbert says he's joined Elviathn's WoW guild, and they've been shanking bunnies for XP happily ever since. Another few weeks, and he'll be pwnz0rzing monsters like a grand master. While he does mourn the loss of any dignity or masculinity he may have possessed since becoming an elven handmaid, he is apparently quite happy, and adjusting well to his new life.
I think I'm going to be sick.