I'll vote for the candidate who:
balances the budget,
solves the Mid East mess,
allows women to decide their own abortion issues,
preserves citizen gun rights,
controls immigration,
balances federal and state rights,
balances government responsibilities with individual privacy,
brings about a viable United States of North America,
keeps China happy short of war,
convinces terrorists not to terrorize,
rewards the enterprising and comforts the needy,
promotes the environment,
nurtures capitalism,
preserves social security,
preserves American military deterrence,
encourages global disarmanent,
promotes global well being and harmony,
makes trading partners, not enemies, out of all nations.
I probably forgot something, but that's close enough to earn my vote.