Sung to the music of Madonna's "Vogue" (really sloppily done, but enjoy
)
What Are You Looking At?
Avoid the HO.
Avoid the HO.
PWN, PWN, PWN,
PWN, PWN, PWN!
Look around everywhere you turn are newbies
They’re everywhere that you go [look around]
You try everything you can to kill them
Their ACM is too slow [ACM is too slow]
When all else fails and you long to be
SkyRock or something just like him
I know a place where you can get away
It's called the DA, and here's what it's for, so
Chorus:
Come on, PWN
Let your stick flow through the movements [flow through the movements]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, PWN
Let your joystick go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
All you need is a bit of humility
So use it that's what it's for [that's what it's for]
Get a book, Bob Shaw’s Tactics is your best bet
Your brain will fall on the floor [fall on the floor]
It makes no difference if you're Rook or Bish
Or even if you’re a Knit
If the DA's pumping it will give you new moves
You're a Muppet, yes, that's what you wish to be
Chorus:
Come on, PWN
Let your stick flow through the movements [flow through the movements]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, PWN
Let your joystick go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
Fun is where you find it
Low as the trees or up real high yeah
Fun is in the ACM
That's where you’ll find real pilots fly
Not in the, AKAKosphere
So get down to the real fight
Chorus:
Come on, PWN
Let your stick flow through the movements [flow through the movements]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, PWN
Let your joystick go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
PWN, [PWN]
Fun is where you find it [flow through the movements]
PWN, [PWN]
Fun is where you find it [go with the flow]
Megadud, and Fester
SkyRock and XtrmeJ1
DanoDano, and Dolfo
Muppets that are amazing
Bodhi, and Wadke
Picture of total lackee’s
Superdud, Furball
Leviathan, they all suck
We have style, they all quit
Leviathan only HO’s
Hubsonfire, Slapshot too
You fly just like random n00b’s
Ladies are what BK’s are
Muppets are what’s cool and new
Don't just whine there, let's get to it
Duel a Muppet, there's nothing to it
PWN, PWN, PWN, PWN!
