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Offline Kaw1000

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Too all "Spelling Police" out there!!
« on: August 30, 2007, 09:12:16 AM »
A pet peeve of mine,  people that are always critiquing other peoples spelling...so here you go,you "Spelling Bee Police"

 Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The

 

phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 09:29:16 AM »
I am sorry sir, I have to give you this citation for "failure to spell correctly while posting on a publuc bulletin board."





:D
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 09:33:52 AM »
Your keyboard will be towed and impounded shortly.


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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 09:34:44 AM »
It appeared that you at least had all the letters, if not in the correct order.

F U C4N R3D DIS DEN U NED 2 GOO BCK 2 SKOL
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Offline Kaw1000

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 09:35:05 AM »
Shucks!! I promise I will not do it again.........is shucks a word???:O
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2007, 09:35:25 AM »
Oh well....in that case I guess we can all quit sending our kids to school to learn how to read and write. It's not important.
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Offline Kaw1000

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2007, 09:36:26 AM »
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Originally posted by Yknurd
It appeared that you at least had all the letters, if not in the correct order.

F U C4N R3D DIS DEN U NED 2 GOO BCK 2 SKOL


Thant sounds like "Ebonics":rofl
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Re: Too all "Spelling Police" out there!!
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2007, 09:40:19 AM »
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Too all "Spelling Police" out there!!


"Too" should be "To".

15 yards and loss of down.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2007, 09:48:49 AM »
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"Too" should be "To".

15 yards and loss of down.

I did that on purpose:t
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 10:10:30 AM »
I replied as I did on purpose.  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 10:15:51 AM »
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I did that on purpose:t

Another 2 seconds in the holding cell.
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 10:36:03 AM »
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Another 2 seconds in the holding cell.



With a guy that has the nickname "Health Inspector"

:rofl
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 11:40:11 AM »
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I am sorry sir, I have to give you this citation for "failure to spell correctly while posting on a publuc bulletin board."





:D


Nice legs there Officer Meatwad
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Offline Kaw1000

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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2007, 11:47:36 AM »
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Nice legs there Officer Meatwad


That guys got his Party socks on!!!
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 11:55:35 AM »
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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!
Isn't that Hitech's new source coad?
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