I say stop fooling around and conquer the entire world. I mean really, why screw around with these dang ants anyway?
This serves several purposes:
1. Eliminates the threat of WW III
2. Eliminates the illegal alien issues (We make them all Americans).
3. Gives up rights to the world's resources, as it should be anyway.
4. Provides an endless supply of menial task laborers to clean our pools, sweep the streets, etc.
I could go on, but you get the idea.