movie blazing saddles

[TalonX]

"Somebody better go back and get a ******** of dimes."

"Is it twue what they say about black men?  It's twue! It's twue!"  (Little trivia, they cut the next line, "that's my elbow"

"Whatever you do, don't shoot Mongo.  It just makes him mad."

Now THIS was a movie......    1977ish I think.

[bj229r]

This part made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe:rofl

Taggart: Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' n******s.
[Taggart spots Bart and Charlie on a hand-cart sinking into quicksand]
Taggart: Oh, chit. Quicksand.
[Lassos the hand-cart and drags it (but not the men) out of the quicksand]
Taggart: Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.

[Shuckins]

"We have to save our phoney-baloney jobs gentlemen!"

"Pull in your hands!  Stick out your tush!"

"Screw you!  I work for Mel Brooks!"

"What's that in your mouth?"
"Nothin'."
"That's GUM!  Did you bring enough for everybody?"
"I...I...didn't think there would be so MANY!!"
"You know the penalty for not sharing!"
"No!  No!..."  
"Man!  He's tough!"

[Hajo]

Two favorite parts to Blazzing Saddles

"Gabby Johnson is right!  Howard Johnson is right!

For some of you that don't know Howard Johnsons did start out as an ice cream parlor that advertised  "52 flavors"  While filming the town rockridge Ya hadda see the Howard Johnsons 1 flavor LOLOL.

Also....when Cleavon Little first appeared as the Sherrif with Gucci Saddlebags and running into Count Basie and his orchestra in the Desert playing "take five"

Don't forget either Mel Brooks Silent Movie......made me laugh until tears rolled from my eyes .

[Blooz]

Waco Kid :  Well, after awhile it got to be that every piss ant prairie punk that could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. Got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word draw in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street and from behind me I hear "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just threw down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle and I've been there ever since.

Bart :   Here, have a drink.

Waco Kid :  Thanks.

[john9001]

"mongo like sheriff bart"

[Saxman]

Originally posted by Hajo
Also....when Cleavon Little first appeared as the Sherrif with Gucci Saddlebags and running into Count Basie and his orchestra in the Desert playing "take five"

They're playing April in Paris.

[Hajo]

Nope the ending sounded like april in Paris.....but it wasn't...it was take five.

[Saxman]

Take Five was Paul Desmond and Dave Brubeck, and I've never heard a Count Basie cover of it. It's in an entirely different meter, (5/4, which is why it's CALLED "Take Five") AND NO PART OF IT ***EVER*** sounds like April in Paris.

April in Paris

Take Five

Huge, huge HUGE difference.

[noTch]

Mine and the wife's favorite part is;

Sheriff Bart:  "Are we awake?"

Waco Kid:  "We're not sure, are we black?"

Sheriff Bart:  "Yes we are"

Waco Kid:  "Then we're awake, but we're very confused"


ALSO

Waco Kid:  "Look at my hand"

Sheriff Bart:  "Steady as a rock"

Waco Kid:   "Yeah, but I shoot with this hand"

[C(Sea)Bass]

Native American:" Sheesh they darker than us"