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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: September 07, 2007, 04:07:49 PM »
LMAO
What next.
 Now we have a Ninja serial Bugler

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_249160229.html

14 times this guy has struck.
this time a resident struck back..with a knife to the chest.

I love the video. "Standing there. Was a Ninja"

And the news discription.

"discribed as being 6 foot tall. Wearing black."

Would have loved to be in a cop car when the APB came across on this one
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 04:16:05 PM »
Seems I heard a week or so ago a news report of some kids who were into the ninja stuff, jumping from roof to roof, running thru back yards, etc.  They kept it up for a few weeks and got more and more into it and evolved into ninja burglars.

Eventually they cut it too close and somebody chased them out of his house. One of them jumped from the roof and landed wrong... he limped away and his parents took him into the emergency room to see if his leg was broken.  The cops questioned him and his whole fantasy fell apart.
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Offline Airscrew

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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2007, 04:31:49 PM »
did he learn his Ninja skillz from this guy?



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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2007, 04:37:36 PM »
Hmm a steak knife?? A 12 gage would have been much more effective.
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2007, 04:46:27 PM »
Hey I found it...  It was a local story!


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Rogue River Police took two fifteen year old juvenile males and one sixteen year old juvenile male into custody Tuesday night.

The juveniles were booked into the Jackson County Juvenile Detention Center on multiple charges of felony residential burglary, felony theft, vandalism, and vehicle burglaries. Also recovered during the arrests were several thousand dollars worth of jewelry stolen in two separate house burglaries last weekend, as well as burglary tools, a map of the city, and several black "Ninja" suits including black hoods, black pants, coats, and Ninja "climbing spikes." The trio, part of a group of young people known to local police as "The Ninjas", are believed to be the most active members of the group, and apparently, recently graduated from skulking across rooftops in town at night, and ghosting through people's yards, to vandalism and serious crime.
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