Author Topic: Gimme Back, Gimme Back My... (Read 234 times)

rpm · « **on:** September 05, 2007, 02:27:33 AM »

Porn Stash!
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SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — A man recently released from jail after being convicted of secretly videotaping a woman and a teenage girl has sued a Marin County police department for the return of a massive porn collection taken during the investigation.

Dennis Saunders, 59, filed suit against San Rafael police in Marin County Superior Court after the department refused to give back some 500 pornographic movies and 250 magazines his lawyer described as unrelated to the peeping case.

Ghosth · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2007, 06:19:36 AM »

A man with a poor reputation around town is in court accused of stealing his neighbors chickens. Lawyer does some brilliant razzle dazzle and after an hour case is dropped on a technicality. Judge turns to the man, says case dismissed, you are free to go.

Man looks at the judge and asks. "Does that mean I get to keep the chickens?"

Thrawn · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2007, 04:03:30 PM »

What? If it's his freaking property he should get it back.

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2007, 04:08:51 PM »

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Originally posted by Thrawn
What? If it's his freaking property he should get it back.

....and in the same condition it was in when it was seized!

Airscrew · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2007, 04:38:59 PM »

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Originally posted by Mickey1992
....and in the same condition it was in when it was seized!

stick all the pages back together again?