Awaiting the arrival of the sun. With the light let there be fire............and lots of smoke.
LAKE FORECAST:
Area forecast calls for heavy smoke concentrated mostly on the south side. This will be mingled with an aroma warning consisting of beef, pork tenderloin, German hot link and the possibility of yard bird smell coming later in the day.
There will be heavy flying sand and horseshoe clinking.
We have a 99.9% chance of empty beer can flurries.
Those sensitive to heavy laughter, extreme feasting , barley/hop combos should stay indoors and watch Martha Stewart.