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Offline Gunslinger

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2007, 11:52:18 PM »
ahhh eskimo, you kill me!

Offline AWMac

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2007, 12:10:44 AM »
Belive what you want.

This is fact.

It was a Quantum Time Redeliverance across a Space Threshold. A simple Span.

If anyone here ever studied ElectroGravitationalMagnifica tion EGM you'd understand the principles of the Chicken and the Road.

Crap what do they teach in these damm schools anymore.

The Chicken was ONCE  "HERE"

The Chicken is NOW  "THERE"

Do I have to draw a picture?

Mac

Einstein was right, yer all idiots.

Offline evenhaim

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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2007, 12:18:11 AM »
:rofl :rofl eskimo
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2007, 01:00:37 AM »
SIGMUND FREUD:  The Chicken crossed the road because his mother was over there and he wanted to have sex.
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Offline evenhaim

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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2007, 01:11:28 AM »
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SIGMUND FREUD:  The Chicken crossed the road because his mother was over there and he wanted to have sex.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2007, 02:10:21 AM »
Holly crap Eskimo :rofl
Dat jugs bro.

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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2007, 05:41:07 AM »
Captain Nilsen Fried Chicken....

"What's in yer Bucket? HaaaaaR"

:rofl

Mac

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2007, 05:59:28 AM »
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Originally posted by Airscrew

 ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road  move beneath the chicken?


RICHARD FEYNMAN: A most interesting thing about the chicken crossing the road is the fact that it simultaneuosly took all possible paths to get to the other side.
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