Someone on another BBS suggested we put the Mormons on the job.
She's darn "tootin" too.
I had an extremely distant relation leave me like a hundred "urgent" messages to call them back. I did so and it turned out to be related to a family tree update. I guess my fourth cousin ten times removed heard through the grapevine that I had married and had kids so she needed to update the family tree. Mormons are wicked strict about their family trees apparently.
I didn't even know she was a mormon until I mentioned the incident to my father
It was kinda funny though becuase after she had all the data she needed she asked me where my wife was from and I said originally from Vietnam but that we'd met in Canada.
Looooooooong pause. She basically then thanked me and we hung up.
I think the family tree got trimmed.
But, yea...put the Mormons on to Bin Laden and tell them he is a distant cousin. They'll find the banana.