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Offline Speed55

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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2007, 05:18:33 PM »
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because instead of going for him, the man responsible for 9/11.  We have decided to pursue a fruitless war in Iraq and remove the Taliban.  6 years later, do you feel safer?


Yes i do.
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2007, 05:26:10 PM »
Someone on another BBS suggested we put the Mormons on the job.

She's darn "tootin" too.

I had an extremely distant relation leave me like a hundred "urgent" messages to call them back.  I did so and it turned out to be related to a family tree update.  I guess my fourth cousin ten times removed heard through the grapevine that I had married and had kids so she needed to update the family tree.  Mormons are wicked strict about their family trees apparently.

I didn't even know she was a mormon until I mentioned the incident to my father

It was kinda funny though becuase after she had all the data she needed she asked me where my wife was from and I said originally from Vietnam but that we'd met in Canada.

Looooooooong pause.   She basically then thanked me and we hung up.

I think the family tree got trimmed.

:)


But, yea...put the Mormons on to Bin Laden and tell them he is a distant cousin.  They'll find the banana.
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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2007, 05:31:25 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2007, 05:48:58 PM »
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Someone on another BBS suggested we put the Mormons on the job.

She's darn "tootin" too.

I had an extremely distant relation leave me like a hundred "urgent" messages to call them back.  I did so and it turned out to be related to a family tree update.  I guess my fourth cousin ten times removed heard through the grapevine that I had married and had kids so she needed to update the family tree.  Mormons are wicked strict about their family trees apparently.

I didn't even know she was a mormon until I mentioned the incident to my father

It was kinda funny though becuase after she had all the data she needed she asked me where my wife was from and I said originally from Vietnam but that we'd met in Canada.

Looooooooong pause.   She basically then thanked me and we hung up.

I think the family tree got trimmed.

:)


But, yea...put the Mormons on to Bin Laden and tell them he is a distant cousin.  They'll find the banana.
maybe she saw your avatar.
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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2007, 06:12:29 PM »
Nice Bridge JB.

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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2007, 06:22:20 PM »
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It was kinda funny though becuase after she had all the data she needed she asked me where my wife was from and I said originally from Vietnam but that we'd met in Canada.

Looooooooong pause.   She basically then thanked me and we hung up.

I think the family tree got trimmed.



I'd disown any family member that shacked up with a Canadian as well   ;)
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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2007, 07:21:12 PM »
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I'd disown any family member that shacked up with a Canadian as well   ;)


:aok

Beauty, eh.
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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2007, 07:21:58 PM »
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maybe she saw your avatar.


I keep it there 'cause it bugs you.

*kisses*

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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2007, 07:26:09 PM »
He's hiding in Pakistan. Pakistan remains officially friendly to the US. If we invaded Pakistan as we did Afghanistan to get him we'd lose much more than we'd gain by snuffing the murdering bastard.
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2007, 09:06:37 PM »
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I keep it there 'cause it bugs you.

*kisses*

;)
au contraire, j'pense que et tres chic
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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2007, 04:20:34 PM »
He is currently running for president of the USA.

His name was changed from Osama to Obama
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