Just when you think the Feds have done everything that can possibly set off the "Stupid Alarms"...........they always top it.
This would be over the top in hilarious here in Texas.
Just yesterday I witnessed around 20 bank robber suspects in the local bank, going by these standards.

Is it time to start selling Tricky Dicky masks on eBay?
Picture this scenario.................
Two armed men are about to enter a bank with robbery on their mind.
Rushing to the door one reachs out and stops the other just before entering.
"Dude, take off your hat. It`s illegal you know".
Stupidity in it`s finest hour.