Watch out for the idiot behind me. 
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Keep honking, I'm reloading. 
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good. 
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Dont piss me off- I am running out of places to hide the bodies. 
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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 
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Police Station Toilet Stolen.... Cops have nothing to go on. 
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Welcome to Kentucky - Set your watch back 20 years. 
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Honk if you love peace and quiet. 
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. 
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Honk If You Want To See My Finger! 
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Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink. 
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I only brake for fairies, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see. 
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Cover me. I'm changing lanes. 
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Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.