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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2007, 04:35:42 PM »
Anyone want to bet that Ernie shuffles off this mortal coil within the next year?
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2007, 04:57:32 PM »
I would be kinda interested in how he served the summons and complaint, must have been by publication cuz personal service would have been a tough one.

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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2007, 05:44:23 PM »
I can see God showin up and taking the oath.."..and nothing but the truth..so help me me."
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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2007, 05:51:00 PM »
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I can see God showin up and taking the oath.."..and nothing but the truth..so help me me."


True but think about it.

No matter what side of the coin you look at it.
If it were able to go forward. (and yes I know very well it wont)
There would be no choice but to find God guilty.
Could potentially backrupt the Vatican.

This is one time when God would have atheists on his side LMAO
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2007, 06:00:37 PM »
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Chances are this is all complete bollocks then.  

Ah well, still thought it was funny.



Nope.. it's true.  

Chambers makes a living at stirring the pot. He's trying to bring attention to ludicrous lawsuits. Rumor has it that term limits will send him packing next year.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2007, 06:58:37 PM »
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True but think about it.

No matter what side of the coin you look at it.
If it were able to go forward. (and yes I know very well it wont)
There would be no choice but to find God guilty.
Could potentially backrupt the Vatican.

This is one time when God would have atheists on his side LMAO


So are you absolving the Baptists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, etc. etc. from responsibility for God?
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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2007, 07:13:10 PM »
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So are you absolving the Baptists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, etc. etc. from responsibility for God?


The Catholic Church is the oldest ,probably the largest (note I said probably. I dont know for sure) and makes the claim of being the one true Christian religeon.

It also has the most money.

So I say. Let them assume responcability if they want it so much.

To quote what a good friend of mine once said.

"If the vatican was serious about helping the world. The Pope would have sold his crown long ago"
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2007, 07:23:19 PM »
Got a news flash for you, they ALL make the "we're the chosen of God" claim.
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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2007, 07:39:55 PM »
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Got a news flash for you, they ALL make the "we're the chosen of God" claim.


I know.
But the three that scream it the loudest are The Catholic Church.
The Jewish, and the Muslims.

Of the three The vatican has the most money.
And tends to want to suck the most money from its followers.

Plus I have utter contempt for the Catholic Church LOL
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2007, 08:12:09 PM »
No watermelon sherlock, I kinda figured that out on my own.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2007, 09:22:09 PM »
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He's trying to bring attention to ludicrous lawsuits.


He's trying to bring attention to himself.
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2007, 09:25:42 PM »
Maybe they can get Morgan Freeman to stand in.

What will they swear him in on?
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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2007, 09:53:57 PM »
Already been a film about it.

Billy Connelly, 'The Man who Sued God'.
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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2007, 10:49:54 PM »
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LMAO

Though it will assuredly never go anywhere.
but consider this

If we are to accept the Bible as absolute truth.

God would have to be found guilty. LOL


Actually, if you took the Bible as absolute truth, God would be absolved, as it clearly teaches that sin, death, suffering, and such, are a result of man's sin; which has corrupted God's perfect creation.

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