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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2007, 12:51:13 AM »
Get some Chloroseptic and spray it up your nose and snort it in.  That will get to to area that hurts and is more effective and longer lasting that way.  Hurts a little at first but fixes the problem faster.




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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2007, 12:52:38 AM »
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Get some Chloroseptic and spray it up your nose and snort it in.  That will get to to area that hurts and is more effective and longer lasting that way.  Hurts a little at first but fixes the problem faster.




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Damn, I cannot get any chloroseptic tonight :( Ive been trying to hunt some down to no avail :(

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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2007, 01:22:21 AM »
Call me old fashioned, but a shot of whiskey works wonders. If it doesn't work after 1 shot, repeat until effective.:aok
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2007, 02:07:36 AM »
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Are you sure you've tried every teabag?


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Seriously though, the chloraceptic stuff is ok but I find that the medicated Halls cough drops work the best.  

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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2007, 02:39:28 AM »
I've always found that at the first sign of a sore throat........find the strongest spirits you can and gargle with it, although no matter now bad I feel I've never broken into the 20 year old scotch.


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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2007, 03:00:19 AM »
Remember guys, Serenity is a youngster. No booze.

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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2007, 03:01:17 AM »
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I've always found that at the first sign of a sore throat........find the strongest spirits you can and gargle with it, although no matter now bad I feel I've never broken into the 20 year old scotch.



Ive got vodka, real russian stuff, not the american Smirnoff. I normally wouldnt touch alcohol, but would a small sip help?

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« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2007, 03:01:50 AM »
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...And kermit, if thats some sort of inuendo, then no. But if youre serious, yes, I have tried every bag of tea we have in our house. We are fresh out.


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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2007, 03:05:21 AM »
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I learned a new word...innuendo.
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Sorry, forgot an 'n'

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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2007, 04:47:00 AM »
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Ive got vodka, real russian stuff, not the american Smirnoff. I normally wouldnt touch alcohol, but would a small sip help?



No you dont sip it.  You take a big gulp, gargle with it and spit it out.  Hence the reason you don't use the good stuff.

Repeat every time it comes back and within 12 hours you're cured.


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« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2007, 05:10:22 AM »
Jaegermeister:aok


or things with salt in them..like chips and also plenty of Vitamin C

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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2007, 06:50:08 AM »
Same advise my father used to give.

Stick your head in a bucket of water.
Inhale DEEPLY 12 times

Guaranteed to work every time

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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2007, 06:57:07 AM »
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Jaegermeister:aok


or things with salt in them..like chips and also plenty of Vitamin C


Used to be a candy type treat that was chock full of Vitamin C. Vita C or something like that, wickedly good.

Bought two bags of it and in an hour almost had both of them eaten up


Apparently way too much vitamin C too fast makes you crap




Never crapped so much in my life back then................


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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2007, 07:49:26 AM »
gargle with warm salt water.

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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2007, 08:01:34 AM »
we buy a spray called anginova one or two shots and the problem is gone.  I believe it is also available in lozenges.   lamentably for you we buy this product when we go to spain.  I don't know if it's available in the US.  I think one of the active ingredients is lidocaine.  is there any such thing as an apothecary in your town?    I think it markets in canada as anginovag aerosol and can be obtained from outfits like goldpharm.com while it may be useless to you for this bout you really want to keep a can around the stuff kills a sorethroat yesterday.
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