Author Topic: Aggravated Assault/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see the HIM! (Read 14989 times)

Neubob · « **Reply #30 on:** September 19, 2007, 03:47:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Ack-Ack

This story, if it's true is certainly embelished

ack-ack

Here's what it would look like without the beer goggles...

He was on his way to his buddy's house after school to watch some porn when he was jumped by a couple classmates.

He had his pepper spray on him, but he couldn't get it out in time.

Done and done.

Charon · « **Reply #31 on:** September 19, 2007, 03:58:53 PM »

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A lot better story than ..."The dog ate my homework".

LoL. Frickin' algebra thieves!:furious

I got jumped and mugged by a bunch of Mexican punks outside a bar once. I used the "I'm to drunk to know what's happening" defense that got me through the ordeal pretty well. Hey...WHAT THE HELL, HEY Stop that... Where'd they go...?

Later, after the rambling police report, I tried to use my heroic encounter combined with my obvious intoxication to hit on the two bisexual groupies that were at the bar watching my friend's band play. Alas, it was no joy.

Charon

moot · « **Reply #32 on:** September 19, 2007, 04:33:26 PM »

Now's the time to say something Serenity

RTR · « **Reply #33 on:** September 19, 2007, 04:55:53 PM »

hmmmmm......

RTR

Curval · « **Reply #34 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:19:17 PM »

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Originally posted by jhookt
What Would Chuck Do?

Guns don't kill people. Serenity kills people.

Serenity does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Serenity is pain.

When the boogieman goes to sleep every night he checks the closet for Serenity.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Serenity has allowed to live.

etc etc

Maverick · « **Reply #35 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:22:18 PM »

Curve,

Gunslinger · « **Reply #36 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:34:13 PM »

One thing I have yet to hear mentioned is the law of porportionality. That is that is you defense porportional to the attack. In most cases two unarmed guys attack you and you use deadly force against them, you'd be explaining that to a jury of your peers. Your response was not porportional to the threat recieved. I think you did the right thing here. Yes they got away and that sucks but that's better than you being in jail right now on capital murder charges.

SteveBailey · « **Reply #37 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:41:37 PM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
One thing I have yet to hear mentioned is the law of porportionality. That is that is you defense porportional to the attack. In most cases two unarmed guys attack you and you use deadly force against them, you'd be explaining that to a jury of your peers. Your response was not porportional to the threat recieved.

I addressed it with: "Furthermore, if this were a true story, you couldn't have handled it more poorly except for perhaps dropping your drawers and bending over."

I didn't get into specifics because, were this fantasy based on any truth, the author made enough idiotic blunders that I didn't bother enumerating them.

edit: I am amazed at the ignorance/stupidity of those who said he made the right decisions or "good job". Not referring to you Gunslinger, as I think you were referring only to the dummy's last second decision to refrain from using deadly force.

Neubob · « **Reply #38 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:49:01 PM »

No, I think he believed it completely.

Serenity · « **Reply #39 on:** September 19, 2007, 07:20:36 PM »

Sorry my response is taking so long.

Thats 100% true. If you want, I will go down and request a copy of the police report filed. I dont know why, but I actually care what you folks think of me, and hearing all of you call me a liar... well, it hurts. Until then, the best I can do is give you some pictures of the injuries. Enough of you have seen my picture before to recognize it, so there should be no problem authenticating. The camera seems to downplay the already barely noticable black eye, and dont ask how I got the cuts BEHIND my ear. My girlfriend noticed them today in school. Anyway, these guys werent the biggest in the world, as I said, only one threw the punches. The other stood back watching, and eventually grabbed my stuff when I ran like hell across the street to call the cops.

Regular · « **Reply #40 on:** September 19, 2007, 07:31:15 PM »

Damn dude. I think you being only 15 you have the biggest balls in this post!

Scatcat · « **Reply #41 on:** September 19, 2007, 08:04:49 PM »

I wouldn't be posting anything that could be construed as "my intent" on the internet.

Your biggest risk to your chances of attending and finishing the USAFA is probably your girlfriend.

Neubob · « **Reply #42 on:** September 19, 2007, 08:39:40 PM »

I didn't know Voss was blond.

RTR · « **Reply #43 on:** September 19, 2007, 09:33:56 PM »

Purple eye shadow, a wink and ear mites too!

You need to see a vet.

RTR

Serenity · « **Reply #44 on:** September 19, 2007, 09:47:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Scatcat
I wouldn't be posting anything that could be construed as "my intent" on the internet.

Your biggest risk to your chances of attending and finishing the USAFA is probably your girlfriend.

Why would you say that?

And RTR, your not the first one who thought that was eye-shadow. Ive been getting that all day. But hey, if you want to believe im lying as badly as it seems you do, there is nothing I can do to pursuade you to change your mind. As much as I want you to believe me, my time on these boards has tought me that trying to attain that is an excercise in futility.