Author Topic: Christian cemetery out, muslim cemetary in (Read 563 times)

Chairboy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2007, 06:28:47 PM »

Cremated and dropped from a plane over a sporting event so I can inspire retard-freakouts in our climate of massive overreaction and hyperventillating panic.

Curval · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2007, 06:46:30 PM »

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Originally posted by Shuckins
I prefer to be cremated.

What are the chances of having my ashes sprinkled over Catherine Zeta-Jones?

I see her and her hubby every once in a while. I could maybe bump into her "accidentally" and pour them on her or something. I don't know her or anything but they are always out and about here. Of course she'd know and hate me after dumping your ashes on her, so it'll cost ya.

john9001 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2007, 07:24:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Shuckins
I prefer to be cremated.

What are the chances of having my ashes sprinkled over Catherine Zeta-Jones?

isn't she married to Bruno Puntz Jones ?

Maverick · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2007, 12:11:08 PM »

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Originally posted by FiLtH
Actually as long as I think Im gonna get vremated thats fine too. Its not like Im going to be aware Im rotting in a landfill as opposed to sitting on the mantle in an urn.

Ya better be nice to the kids or you might find out you'll be used as kitty litter instead of sitting on the mantle.