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Offline JB73

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NewJob offer from Monster.com
« on: September 24, 2007, 08:59:00 PM »
Hmmmmm should I take it? WWST (what would skuzzy think?) :rofl :cry :rofl :D :aok

Dear David,
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We have found your resume at Monster.com and would like to suggest you a
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"Internet-manager" vacancy. We have studied your resume and are happy to

inform you that your skills completely meet our requirements for this position.
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This is a part-time position.Your task will be the following:
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- To register on various popular english-speaking web forums
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- To create new topics with the articles specified by our company
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- You will need to create topics on about 50 different web forums per day
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- To search for new web forums using Google, Yahoo!, MSN search engines
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- To send everyday reports by e-mail
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Your schedule will be flexible. You will need to spend on average 2-3 hours
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per day, Monday-Friday. All communication will be online.
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This job will allow you to:

- - Get additional free time;
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- - Increase your income;
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- - Efficiently work at home;
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General requirements:
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- - Honesty, responsibility and promptness in operations;
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- - Internet and e-mail skills; Experience in online work;
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- - Prior customer service experience is a good benefit;
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- - Good communications skills
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During the trial period you will be paid $3000 per month.
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If you are interested in this position, and would like to know more, please e-mail me
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We will contact you within 2 days
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2007, 09:01:43 PM »
Looks like its half in Moonspeak
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Offline evenhaim

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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2007, 11:06:55 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Looks like its half in Moonspeak
:lol
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2007, 11:52:31 PM »
Who cares about your job offer when no less then 10 of my filthy stinking rich relatives have all died in the last week in Nigeria!:cry
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 01:59:12 AM »
Ok, This
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I got,

But what the heck is THIS drivel??
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If you are interested in this position, and would like to know more, please e-mail me
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Nothing clever here.  Please, move along.

Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 02:22:36 AM »
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Originally posted by Pooh21
Who cares about your job offer when no less then 10 of my filthy stinking rich relatives have all died in the last week in Nigeria!:cry


Yes, I know and I am sorry for your loss. You can, however, take heart knowing that I will be handling the transfer of their fortunes to the U.S.

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Offline Rolex

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 02:28:35 AM »
A different character encoding that you need to select in your browser. I'm not even an "IT guy," so it couldn't possibly be that simple. If it is, then maybe another line of work is in order. ;)
« Last Edit: September 25, 2007, 02:30:47 AM by Rolex »

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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 04:42:36 AM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Looks like its half in Moonspeak
My monitor would like to take this opportunity to thank you.  :)   You crack me up bro.   :rofl
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 10:26:21 AM »
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
My monitor would like to take this opportunity to thank you.  :)   You crack me up bro.   :rofl


Mass spewage? :D
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women