Author Topic: This explains a lot... (Read 243 times)

MrBill · « **on:** September 28, 2007, 01:12:35 PM »

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an
Unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been reportedly covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? Certainly hope this piece of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.

Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2007, 01:16:01 PM »

I don't have time to look it up, are their actual birthdays in March '48?

It's a hilarious post, even more if the dates are correct

myelo · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2007, 01:30:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Tiger
I don't have time to look it up, are their actual birthdays in March '48?

ummmm, no

RTR · « **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2007, 01:34:07 PM »

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

I knew they were Cylons!

Toss'em all out the airlock!

RTR

ChickenHawk · « **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2007, 02:30:05 PM »

Hey, you forgot to post the other version of this e-mail spam.

However, what you may NOT have realized is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

Flatbar · « **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2007, 03:37:48 PM »

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Originally posted by ChickenHawk
Hey, you forgot to post the other version of this e-mail spam.

However, what you may NOT have realized is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

Hush yo mouth! Let the simpletons have their fun with false facts. I need a good belly laugh every now and then.