Author Topic: Discussion about 'Dolts' on the road. (Read 1222 times)

AKIron · « **Reply #15 on:** September 29, 2007, 09:01:11 PM »

Now you've done it.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #16 on:** September 29, 2007, 09:02:12 PM »

Easy this one hasn't been topped by my own eyes yet.

Rewind back to 1993. My buddy was attending Central Michigan University. I drove up early on a Friday to start the weekend early. I'm on US-27 about 10 minutes North of Lansing. I'm doing 70 and exceeding the Limit by 10mph. Out of nowhere I am passed by a rusted out Plymouth Satellite. ABout 10 seconds later a mid-80's Suburban also passes me.

I'm thinking "WTF?! I'm already doing 10 over and these guys are both passing like I am standing still?" No sooner than the thought leaves my mind. I get passed by 3 Michigan State Police cars, 3 Ingham County cars and 2 different Local PD cars. Now I'm thinking "WTF?!"

As soon as I laugh and say the former, the Suburban careens into the Satellite, sending it into the culvert divider, onto the oncoming lanes. The Satellite goes into the culvert, and broadsides the Suburban, which goes into the grass. These *******es did this 3 complete times. I'm laughing so hard, I can barely see through the tears.

The MSP cars hit their rear quarters spinning them out. I pull onto the shoulder behind one of the Deputy's. One of them comes up to me. He smiles "You know you were doing 10 over back there?" I'm still laughing hard and go for my wallet. "Why'd you pull over?" I told him "Sir, I'm only 21 years of age and I just witnessed the funniest thing I'll ever see in my life." He said "Yeah, you should have heard the radio traffic, it was a hoot!" I told him if they needed a witness or anything, I'd stick around. He just asked where I was going, I told him I had a buddy at Central. He said "If yer gonna drink, be smart and don't drive."

13 years later, I have yet to see anything top this with my own eyes.

Wes14 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 29, 2007, 09:36:56 PM »

@ AKIron: the shuttle crawler only goes 1mph.. even grandma in her 32' wagon goes faster.. and it would be easy to pwn with any tank.

AKIron · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2007, 09:40:37 PM »

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Originally posted by Wes14
@ AKIron: the shuttle crawler only goes 1mph.. even grandma in her 32' wagon goes faster.. and it would be easy to pwn with any tank.

But wouldn't it be a hoot to drive down the expressway at rush hour doing yer top speed in that baby? Bet you'd get lottsa single finger salutes.

Wes14 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2007, 09:43:31 PM »

ROFLMFAO!

Spikes · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2007, 10:00:29 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron
Bet you'd get lottsa single finger salutes.

ROFL!

I'd rather ride in style:

Wes14 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2007, 10:13:38 PM »

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Originally posted by SpikesX
ROFL!

I'd rather ride in style:

HA this is luxury..

How much you willing to bet taxing that down the express way will cause some problems

Rino · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2007, 10:27:28 PM »

Roads, where we're going, we don't need roads!

Besides, I'm from NJ...if you're not doing 375 mph on the offramp you get
one finger salutes here

eagl · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2007, 11:11:23 PM »

Today I was slowing to make a left turn onto a side street, turn indicator on and everything, and as I started to turn the wheel left a guy passed me on the left, going into the opposite direction lane to zoom past as I turned.

My leet fighter pilot reflexes kept us from colliding but on reflection I wish I'd been in a hurry and had really pulled the wheel left as I sometimes do when making turns. I'd have hit his right rear quarter panel and he'd have spun out hard while I'd have merely lost the front of my car. It probably would have demolished both of our cars, at which point I'd pretty much have my way with him in court. My car would have been covered by my own insurance, so the court settlement would be pretty much everything he owned into my pocket for reckless endangerment, assault, pretty much anything else I could think of. If I'd lost any work, the govt might have taken a piece of him too.

As it was, we missed by maybe an inch and he sped off down the road unscathed. What a tard.

eagl · « **Reply #24 on:** September 29, 2007, 11:14:45 PM »

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Originally posted by SpikesX
ROFL!

I'd rather ride in style:

That has to be the ugliest abortion of a car I've ever seen.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #25 on:** September 29, 2007, 11:49:24 PM »

That thing looks like an F-650 Supercruiser.

CptTrips · « **Reply #26 on:** September 30, 2007, 12:16:07 AM »

I got one.

I was coming home one day after work and the traffic was really stinking. I mean solid dead quagmire.

I sitting at this endless red light on the frontage road and to the right if me is a gas station. I'm in the far right lane and the last gas pump is maybe 15 ft from where I am sitting.

Some bozo in a beat up piece of carp pulls into the gas station. His car is literally billowing fire and smoke out from under the hood. AND HE PULLS UP NEXT TO THE PUMP CLOSEST TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He jumps out of the car, opens up the hood, fire and smoke come billowing out . He is kinda swatting at the flames with a rag with in hand, while trying to find the water hose with the other. I don't even think they have the water hose at the pumps anymore for you radiator.

Anyway I'm watching this guys slack-jawed. He is 15ft from me in a burning car next to a fuel pump. I roll down my window and yell at him "WTF are you doing???" He stops and just kinda looks at me like I'm some tard.

I look ahead of me and start honking my horn "Get the Freak out of my way!!!" Finally traffic start moving and I drive off and that guys is still staring at me, absent mindedly swatting at the flames with his rag. As I drive off, he is still looking at me like "Whats his problem?"....

I'm kind curious how that one turned out. ;o)

Regards,
Wab

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #27 on:** September 30, 2007, 12:20:43 AM »

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I'm kind curious how that one turned out. ;o)

Masherbrum · « **Reply #28 on:** September 30, 2007, 12:27:26 AM »

This one was a classic. Back in about I'm sitting in the Barber's chair. He's about 1/2 way through my haircut, when I start crying in laughter. He's been cutting my hair for the last 33 years and he says "Jay, WTF is so funny? Hold still." I point outside.

Next door there was a Chinese Carry Out joint. It was winter and very slippery. These two Chinese guys were unloading bags of rice from their Econoline. One of them slipped, and grabbed on to the mirror. His feet are pedaling something fierce. His buddy got the bright idea of throwing handfuls of uncooked rice to "give traction". It only made it worse.

I'm telling you, this guy pedaled his feet for a solid minute, he's yelling at the other dude in Chinese. He then fell flat on his keyster. As soon as I pointed to them, my barber dropped the Wahl and was also in tears. We still chuckle at this one to this day.

CptTrips · « **Reply #29 on:** September 30, 2007, 12:45:42 AM »

LoL.

No Ro Rice! No Ro Rice! Are you toejaming Krazzee????