Author Topic: Those crazy Texans (Read 305 times)

Bluedog · « **on:** October 03, 2007, 10:34:28 PM »

Night at home goes bad for texas couple

You can just imagine all the straight faced solemnity in the court room.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2007, 11:03:15 PM »

Actually, this isn't the first time I've heard of an alcohol enema...

nirvana · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2007, 11:12:15 PM »

Wow that's embarrassing.

FiLtH · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2007, 11:50:52 PM »

When is a burp a fart?

rpm · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2007, 11:58:27 PM »

I call BS. Sherry? They had to have been Yankees that moved here.
No way are they Texas natives.

Arlo · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:11:22 AM »

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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Actually, this isn't the first time I've heard of an alcohol enema...

TMI, dude ... TMI

68Raptor · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2007, 06:09:11 AM »

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Originally posted by rpm
I call BS. Sherry? They had to have been Yankees that moved here.
No way are they Texas natives.

Agreed. Everclear or Bud Light but not sherry...

Jackal1 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2007, 09:17:26 AM »

Folks have gotten a Texas neck tie just for thinking Sherry in Texas.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2007, 09:22:26 AM »

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Originally posted by Arlo
TMI, dude ... TMI

I'm not brave enough to do it, but I've heard that the perfect alcohol for an enema is Wine.

The thing about alcohol enemas is that normal consumption doesn't absorb all the alcohol in a drink. Your colon absorbs twice as much, twice as fast (not sure about the last part).