Author Topic: O'Club: The Movie (Read 535 times)

uberhun · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2007, 11:20:35 AM »

So as I stood next to my pick up "I was thinking Mom is kind of hot too"...

Chairboy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:02:09 PM »

Suddenly, Tigeress showed up. "Who ate my LOLs?!" she demanded.

Tiger · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:11:32 PM »

So we all decided to have a little drink

uberhun · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:13:07 PM »

After we finished drinking, we stole a car and headed across the border to old Mexico. Tigress kept insisting I stop, So I knocked her out!

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:32:33 PM »

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago.

"A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far."

But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of
nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

AWMac · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:39:20 PM »

Then She came into my Life....

uberhun · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:41:21 PM »

I was so depressed I attached a jet engine onto my genitals and formed a squadron called "Gigantic Gophers"

Chairboy · « **Reply #22 on:** October 04, 2007, 01:58:51 PM »

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4.

"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Tigeress read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her.

She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth — when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(right back atcha, Holden)