At a primary school in Cardiff, Wales, the teacher is doing the "what does your father do for a living?" thing to pass some time and gets around to young Gwylam who goes quiet for a second before saying
"um....Daddy takes his clothes off on stage at a club in Newport......and sometimes people pay him extra to go back to their houses after the club shuts."
The teacher moves on very quickly but after class calls Gwylam back and says "Gwylam, your father doesn't really do that now does he?"
"um....no miss, he's a second row forward for the Welsh Rugby side but I was too embarrased to say."
