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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2007, 09:20:32 PM »
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Do what?


Were you watching the game?
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2007, 09:26:56 PM »
I sure wish you'd add a few tidbits on "Dealing with ex-husband" and "Ex who tries to play Super Dad every 9 weeks"  The kids ain't buying it and nor are we.  Oh, and pay your ridiculously low child support.

Grumble grumble.

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« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2007, 07:39:54 AM »
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3. Never tape any of her body parts together.
 
 Are you sure about that rule? What about rope?


Thanks for the suggestion... I'll add no rope to that rule :D

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« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2007, 07:41:17 AM »
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Shrot? That was *not shrot! ;)


Ahhh... but it is a shrot list, you should see the unpublished one! :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2007, 07:44:14 AM »
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The name for #48 is a Dutch Oven...  It is quite amusing.  

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I am sure your buddies would really enjoy having a photo of you with red lipstick and blush to pass around! :O

hahahahahahaha :rofl

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« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2007, 07:48:36 AM »
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36. Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.

Chivalry : The qualities idealized by knighthood, such as bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women.

Gallantry: polite attentiveness to women

Feminism: the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men.  

(dictionary.com)

True.

However, feminists also expect men to continue to be chivalrous to women at the same time.

Sort of like Quebec wanting to be independent yet demanding Canada still subsize/cater to their needs.

I had a classmate in college who was all pro-feminist and constantly whined about how unfair it was that men get to do this and that... then had the gall to tell me I was being rude by not opening the door for her.

Women...

:t :p


uh huh, well all I can say is... she doesn't want to be treated like a guy, and... she doesn't want to be treated like a barbie doll.

She is young... we have our powers... she will soon catch on. teehee :D

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« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2007, 07:49:34 AM »
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Then you've never been properly kissed.  :noid


ohhhhh... I think I have! :rofl

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« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2007, 07:57:13 AM »
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Rule #2 is often in conflict with #6, 7, 14, 15, 25, 26, and #46.

Wonder why women tend to confuse the heck outa us guys?


So literal!!

We dont want you to lie... tell us we are beautiful and mean it!

knock knock... hello? McFly???

hahahahahahahahahahaha :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2007, 07:59:07 AM »
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I sure wish you'd add a few tidbits on "Dealing with ex-husband" and "Ex who tries to play Super Dad every 9 weeks"  The kids ain't buying it and nor are we.  Oh, and pay your ridiculously low child support.

Grumble grumble.

awwww... there is a whole other list of rules... just for EXs :)

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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2007, 07:59:51 AM »
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Her brother is an idiot:D


So? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If he is an idiot, she knew it long before you did ;) ...just dont treat him like one!  :rofl

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« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2007, 08:50:26 AM »
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Were you watching the game?


Nope I dont watch football or basketball
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2007, 09:01:38 AM »
too many rules.

That is why the "never have a girlfriend who lives closer than 50 miles away" rule works so well.

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« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2007, 09:56:12 AM »
:lol Yep.. Saw the wall of text and stopped reading before the end of the first line.

No rules are needed, just know what you want and go for it.
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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2007, 09:58:40 AM »
If the rules were spoken to  me I woulda glazed over after about the first 200 or so....  an occassional "uh huh" so I wouldn't have to hear... "are you listening to me?"

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« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2007, 10:08:13 AM »
Why even stand around to hear it? ... :p
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