Author Topic: Dumb cyclist: you could see this one coming... (Read 839 times)

eskimo2 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:24:11 PM »

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Originally posted by Airscrew
Well thats just dumb, you should have said front brake. You dont have to tell me about braking dynamics of a bicycle, I used to design and build lightweight racing bikes. Brakes are very important and we used only the best graphite brake pads designed to not grab like that. Just the other day I was talking to Lance and he agreed.. I think YOU need to watch again so you will see she doesnt even have a front brake, so HA...

LOL, the Lance bomb. I used to beat Lance all the time before my big injury. He’s not bad but he doesn’t know jack about hardware. Anyway, the bike in the clip is a POS and the girl rides like an idiot. Besides, if you know so much about bikes, why didn’t you notice her locking up the front brake yourself?

Dichotomy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:27:30 PM »

I'm still stuck on the song... I think it's a midi version of something the Partridge Family did.

Whatever did her in you know she was sore the next day.

Airscrew I didn't know you were a bike guy. I'll have to get your opinions someday cause my little ones want to mountain bike. I may show them this video as a learning experience.

Airscrew · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:38:59 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
LOL, the Lance bomb. I used to beat Lance all the time before my big injury. He’s not bad but he doesn’t know jack about hardware. Anyway, the bike in the clip is a POS and the girl rides like an idiot. Besides, if you know so much about bikes, why didn’t you notice her locking up the front brake yourself?

Yea right you beat Lance, to the lunch counter maybe...

I'll bet you're that guy he was talking about the other day, one the side of the road crying cause you had a flat tire and some bent spokes..

as far as the bike in the video, you dont seem to know very much, POS HA

that happens to be a LeMond bike only the 2nd best racing bike ever built (the best would be mine, if I still made them. After a horrible chain and sprocket accident in 2001 when both my thumbs were severed I had to retire. Luckly Lance was there and was able to reattach them, unfortunately he was a little "dopey" that day and put them on the wrong hands)

Airscrew · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:48:35 PM »

well, I'll check later, I told Sheryl I would stop by on my way home after work, she's still upset over her break up with Lance.

SirLoin · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:37:21 PM »

i luve the dude who pops into the screen on you at the end..quite unexpectantly surprising me....gave me a tingle in my spine when i turned the volume up loud as well....i wasn't as surprised the second time though..i tell ya'..!i knew he was comin outta nowhere at there end so i tried not to blink....still scared the sheet outta me...just thought i'd warn ya's all.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:38:39 PM »

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Originally posted by SirLoin
i luve the dude who pops into the screen on you at the end..quite unexpectantly surprising me....gave me a tingle in my spine when i turned the volume up loud as well....i wasn't as surprised the second time though..i tell ya'..!i knew he was comin outta nowhere at there end so i tried not to blink....still scared the sheet outta me...just thought i'd warn ya's all.

What? What dude?

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:53:10 PM »

I think he might have meant "boob" and not "dude".

john9001 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:54:34 PM »

i never use the front brake on my bicycle, that's the hand i hold my beer with when I'm riding.

Oogly50 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:15:29 PM »

Squeeker's have NO sense of humor... NONE!

I love how you guys were trying to set people up for this!!! Too bad them folk had to ruin it.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:43:48 PM »

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Originally posted by Airscrew
Yea right you beat Lance, to the lunch counter maybe... I'll bet you're that guy he was talking about the other day, one the side of the road crying cause you had a flat tire and some bent spokes..

as far as the bike in the video, you dont seem to know very much, POS HA that happens to be a LeMond bike only the 2nd best racing bike ever built (the best would be mine, if I still made them. After a horrible chain and sprocket accident in 2001 when both my thumbs were severed I had to retire. Luckly Lance was there and was able to reattach them, unfortunately he was a little "dopey" that day and put them on the wrong hands)

Yea, I bet that’s how Lance told it. Yes, it was me crying. Everyone thinks that Lance beat cancer; the truth is he really just gave his cancer to me and THAT’S WHY I WAS CRYING!!!!

That and the fact that Lance also snipped most of my spokes which caused my front wheel to come off and when I crashed nine spokes IMPALED MY CHEST AND PUNCTURED MY LUNGS!!!!

I’ve seen your bikes… at K-Mart for $58.99. I’ll give you credit for American made, but honestly, Chinese forced child labor produces a better bike in both construction and design. It’s really too bad that shipping and taxes pushed their retail price up to $59.99 so K-Mart went with you to save the customer a buck.

Oh, and I heard about your accident. “Chain and sprocket accident” you claim, ha!!! I heard your thumbs were “somewhere else”.

john9001 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:01:19 PM »

song::

he was coming down the mountain doing 90 miles an hour when the chain on his bicycle broke.

he landed in the grass with the sprocket up his *** and was punctured to death by the spokes.

yeehaa.

texasmom · « **Reply #26 on:** October 17, 2007, 09:35:35 PM »

Gee whiz, I ain't opening your links anymore.
(wait, I think I already swore that once... ok, this time I mean it)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #27 on:** October 17, 2007, 11:01:38 PM »

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Originally posted by texasmom
Gee whiz, I ain't opening your links anymore.
(wait, I think I already swore that once... ok, this time I mean it)

LINK

Come on....

I know you're tempted....

(Happy Halloween!)

Slash27 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 17, 2007, 11:19:53 PM »

<----got me:(

dammit

Dichotomy · « **Reply #29 on:** October 17, 2007, 11:21:50 PM »

muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha