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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2007, 11:54:00 PM »
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Go to Vietnam for massages


They love you long time mighty joe american


Five dollah! Me love you long time.
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« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2007, 12:49:52 PM »
Missed a screen shot of a really funny message.

"Did you know is raw beef? Don't let Sudz order it!"

:rofl :rofl

This was a real message I got!
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« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2007, 01:53:32 PM »
See Rule #6
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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2007, 01:58:49 PM »
See Rule #6
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2007, 02:06:51 PM »
See Rule #5
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2007, 02:12:03 PM »
See Rule #6
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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2007, 02:16:50 PM »
Back to the subject of the original post, yeah I like the new messages you get when you're logging in and the map is loading.

I learned something from them already.  The true answer to "how high do you have to be to drop a bomb and have it go off?"  The answer is that it isn't a height thing at all.   It's a distance traveled thing, and the answer is 1000 feet.  If you're going really slow you gotta be close to 1000 feet up for the bomb to arm, but if you're really hauling butt, you can be significantly lower than 1000 feet and the forward motion of the bomb will still help it carry over 1000 feet before it hits the ground.

Thanks hitech for these new messages!
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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2007, 02:23:55 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2007, 02:31:23 PM »
INteresting how a simple misspelling can cause so much controversy
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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2007, 02:37:02 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2007, 02:50:15 PM »
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Yes sir. I meant no harm what so ever. I respect all kinds of people no matter where they are from. I will take your suggestion and attribute my quotes from now on. Im sure Meatwad was in the same group as me. Failure to attribute.
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2007, 03:04:55 PM »
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Not sure I saw where that movie quote implied ALL Vietnamese women are prostitutes.

Are you saying comments like these could never be made by a Vietnamese prostitute?

I think you're being a little over-sensative.  It might be time to step back and take a few deep breaths.

You're probably old enough to remember the days when taking jabs at any and everything was funny... races, obesity, being ugly, etc., etc.  The world has gotten too politically correct IMHO.  I don't think these guys were being mean or derogotory, they were just making a joke and not even at anyone in particular's expense.

What fun is life if we can't laugh at ourselves?

BTW, at the risk of seeming insensative... Yo momma's so ugly...
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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2007, 03:25:09 PM »
soul brotha too bookoo...too bookoo.
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« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2007, 03:44:25 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2007, 03:49:43 PM »
Take a chill pill man...jeez
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