Author Topic: Planes with breasts (Read 2025 times)

Meatwad · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2007, 06:29:04 PM »

Neubob where in the world did your sig come from? Looks like a fun game to annoy people

Neubob · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:29:02 PM »

It was a quote from a poster who was generally disgusted with the population of the forum, and voiced his desire to leave the planet, putting all who remain out of their misery by blowing the sun on his way out.

Arlo · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2007, 08:30:49 PM »

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What are you trying to say to me, Arlo?

Something rather straightforward. Didn't work, I see.

Neubob · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:11:16 PM »

I just thought your statement was a little paradoxical, so I foolishly gave you the benefit of the doubt.

Arlo · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:30:52 PM »

I'm not surprised you know neither what a paradox is nor where the off topic discussions belong (though you're trying to pretend you're being topical). Enjoy the attention and the abuse.

Neubob · « **Reply #20 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:38:16 PM »

The paradox is that it should require even more desperation to start playing hall monitor and making chastising response posts on a forum that is as often off topic as any of the others on this website.

Arlo · « **Reply #21 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:43:28 PM »

Ahhhh .... you were shooting for "irony" but grabbed any old word you thought would work while you vainly attempted to justify your blatherings.

I'm cool with that. Carry on, Jethro.

Neubob · « **Reply #22 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:06:44 PM »

In the process of finding fault with my attention-getting tactics, you actually contributed more to the prominence of this thread than anybody besides me.

Go look up 'paradox'... If you can't shoehorn the above situation into any of the definitions you find in any English Dictionary, then I really think it's time to change your batteries, Arlo.

Feel free to respond as often as you like, though.

Arlo · « **Reply #23 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:10:31 PM »

Show your gratitude, then, Jethro. That isn't done by asking me to look up definitions for you when you abuse the English language. Do it yourself. Post the results and gloat. I'm looking forward to it.

Neubob · « **Reply #24 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:24:17 PM »

paradox

Now leave me to my abuse. I can't enjoy it as much with your persistent buzzing.

Arlo · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:36:17 PM »

Sigh. Can't leave well enough alone when you embarrass yourself. Ok, here ya go:

Ironic

2. Characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is; "madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker"; "it was ironical that the well-planned scheme failed so completely".

par·a·dox n.

A seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true: the paradox that standing is more tiring than walking.

There ya go, Jethro. From now on tie your own.

Neubob · « **Reply #26 on:** October 23, 2007, 10:55:14 PM »

Self-contradictory, Alro, the very core of that definition.

Your entire statement. Your entire presence on this thread, is a paradox.

While what you say may be true about me, you contradict the very spirit of your statement by saying the way you do, in the place you do, and repeating it as many times as you have. To me that's paradoxical.

Not Ironic, because I make no value judgments on it... just a paradox... A state of affairs inconsistent with its own apparent nature. A self-perpetuating contradiction.

An absurdity, Arlo... An absurdity.

Now make post #7 and drive the point home.

Arlo · « **Reply #27 on:** October 23, 2007, 11:07:05 PM »

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To me that's paradoxical.

To you .... there's a lot of things that seem like a lot of things, Jethro. Thanks for sharing them all.

Denholm · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2007, 10:06:19 AM »

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64kills · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2007, 06:14:57 PM »

Neubob,who desides what size is going to be on the plane?