Being that this is the "real" Ron Paul thread, allow me to comment from the perspective of someone who honestly does not know who the guy is...
Sorry Ron.
You'll never be President. Not with a name like that.
It's too "L Ron Hubbard-like". I can see the leader of a weird religious cult being named Ron Paul, but not the most powerful world leader.
Ron Paul is an ageing game show host name.
Ron Paul could be the "go to guy" for hockey tickets.
He ain't the president.