Author Topic: Vegetarians (Read 316 times)

ROC · « **on:** October 25, 2007, 05:02:58 PM »

Ok, so I had this conversation with a friend of mine who is a vegetarian.

Seems I decided to try and convince her that eating plants was causing murder on a global scale.

You see, plants create oxygen, and we need that to breathe. Cows consume oxygen. We need to eat the cows so that we survive.

By eating the plants, they are taking away oxygen and killing both the cows they want to save and humanity.

That didn't quite go over as well as I expected. I got one of these

looks for a few minutes, then it was a hesitant trip to the salad bar. I dunno, I think I'm on to something

Hien · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2007, 05:07:39 PM »

I live by this. I will eat three cows for every cow someone else doesn't eat.

First, eat your share.

Then eat thier share.

Then add one, to nullify thier attempt to save a fuzzy animal.

Meat. It's that good.

texasmom · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2007, 05:12:03 PM »

LOL ~ pretty funny

kamilyun · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2007, 06:04:59 PM »

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?"

Homer Simpson

Irwink! · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2007, 08:36:33 PM »

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Originally posted by kamilyun
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?"

Homer Simpson

Truth.

Motherland · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2007, 08:49:49 PM »

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Originally posted by Hien

I live by this. I will eat three cows for every cow someone else doesn't eat.

First, eat your share.

Then eat thier share.

Then add one, to nullify thier attempt to save a fuzzy animal.

Meat. It's that good.

Greatest website ever. Been going there for probably 3 years.
http://www.ThehowdydoodyUniverse.net

AKIron · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2007, 08:54:06 PM »

Encourage veggans every chance ya get. More meat for us!

Ghosth · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2007, 08:24:14 AM »

You know if God had really wanted us to eat grass, he would have given us the 3 stomach's, teeth, and tongue of a cow. So we could eat grass and be happy.

By the same token he did not design us to be pure predators either. No long fangs, claws, or lighting speed. So obviously pure meat is also out.

So all I can really prove is that he expected us to eat some of everything.
To get by on what we can find. And so a balanced diet I try to live by.

Airscrew · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:07:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Ghosth
By the same token he did not design us to be pure predators either. No long fangs, claws, or lighting speed. So obviously pure meat is also out.

So all I can really prove is that he expected us to eat some of everything.
To get by on what we can find. And so a balanced diet I try to live by.

Thats why god gave us BBQs.... and I try to eat a balanced diet, some days I eat beef, other days I eat chicken or fish, and some days I eat bacon and sausage...

Jackal1 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:39:59 AM »

I tried to eat a balanced diet at one time. The A1 sauce kept falling off the high wire , so I gave it up.

RATTFINK · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:58:08 AM »

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