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Offline Irwink!

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« on: October 28, 2007, 11:20:09 AM »
Just heard it on CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer: Mike Huckabee just stated that this past week he was endorsed by Chuck himself. Now I guess I'll have to support him or live in perpetual fear.

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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2007, 12:06:03 PM »
Some here in Arkansas are proud he's running...

But he's like Obama...he just DOES NOT HAVE the experience to be president.

And I'm NOT saying that because he came out in the press and expressed his dissapointment when I replaced Don Imus on 103.7 The Buzz.

I got over it a LONG time ago, and I'm sure he has by now.


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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 02:12:20 PM »
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But he's like Obama...he just DOES NOT HAVE the experience to be president.



who has the experience to be president?  Somebody that went to president school?

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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2007, 02:15:40 PM »
Having no experience in politics other than this forum I will go out on a limb and say I think state governorship is probably the closest experience to being president, even closer than being vice president.
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2007, 04:40:16 PM »
So far you guys just aren't gettiin' it. If Chuck Norris is behind him how can we go wrong!? Everyone in the O'club can now cease the gnashing of teeth, forget Hillary, forget Mr. 911 mayor guy, forget Ron Paul and get on board!

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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2007, 04:45:20 PM »
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So far you guys just aren't gettiin' it. If Chuck Norris is behind him how can we go wrong!? Everyone in the O'club can now cease the gnashing of teeth, forget Hillary, forget Mr. 911 mayor guy, forget Ron Paul and get on board!


That just sparked an epiphany. Why isn't Chuck running????
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2007, 04:48:45 PM »
Chuck doesn't run - the earth moves faster!!




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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2007, 04:48:47 PM »
Chuck is too busy protecting the southern border from drug smugglers.

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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2007, 08:52:31 PM »
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Some here in Arkansas are proud he's running...

But he's like Obama...he just DOES NOT HAVE the experience to be president.


Like anybody who was a Governer of Arkansas could ever[/b] be elected President.
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2007, 09:05:18 PM »
I voted for the Huckster twice for governor.  

He came to our small rural school one day and addressed the collective student body in the auditorium.  Huck bragged on the facility and stated that it was obvious that our local patrons and parents took great pride in their school system and were obviously dedicated to providing the best educational opportunity possible for their children.  

Two years later he signed legislation closing us down.  Small districts are "inefficient", don't ya know.  Besides, he needed a legacy in order to cite when he ran for president.  Just wait, he'll trot out his educational "legacy" during one of the debates, or on Larry King Live, or Saturday Night Live, or for Jay Leno.

But I won't vote for him again.  Ever.

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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2007, 09:50:49 PM »
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Why isn't Chuck running????


The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
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