LIVING WILL
 
 While I was watching the play-off games last
  weekend,  my wife and I got into a conversation
  about life and death, and the need for living wills.
 
 During the course of the conversation I told her
  that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state,  
dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a  bottle.
 
 She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
  beer.
 
 Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart***.