Society will find a place for you, Raider. Here are some potential career paths you should consider.
Executive Deep Fryer.
Master of the Custodial Arts.
Petroleum Fuel Salesman, targeting the end user.
Dried Corn Kernel Exploder for a corporate theater chain.
Hands-on Solid Human Waste Termination and Processing.
Biological Disposal Unit of low-to-medium strength alcoholic beverages (the pay is low but it's invaluable for the preservation of any delusions).
Or, if all else fails, just use your brain in some less-than-legal enterprise and retire as a:
Professional Semen Receptacle at the State Super Max.