Originally posted by Chairboy
I've started listening to audiobooks while in public on my MP3 player. When I went christmas shopping in the MoA a couple days ago, I was able to spend over an hour there because I was listening to Glory Road by RAH. My mall patience would have expired in about 5 minutes otherwise. This technique can be used to defeat ubiquitous xmas music too.
Bonus: You can accidentally not hear a salesperson who accosts you.
Now there is a better thought then the one I had.
My patience in the malls during the shopping season is about the same before I just want to start swinging a club at everyone.
This year I was considering going with a running chainsaw just to keep everyone away from me.
Ever notice there can be nobody looking at an item that looks interesting to you untill YOU go over to take a look at it?
Then and only then. 4 other people will try to shove their way in front of you to look at the same item.
LOL Im getting short tempered just thinking about it