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Offline wrag

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Feeling Depressed?
« on: November 27, 2007, 12:24:32 AM »
I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.
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Offline KgB

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Re: Feeling Depressed?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2007, 12:30:35 AM »
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Originally posted by wrag
I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.

Why are you depressed?
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Offline Shaky

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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2007, 12:40:47 AM »
umm....Clue rake needed on aisle 5.....
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2007, 02:36:11 AM »
:lol
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2007, 03:01:57 AM »
lmfao at first post and shaky you got my wetting myself there
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Offline Avaro

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Re: Feeling Depressed?
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2007, 03:06:35 AM »
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Originally posted by wrag
I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.


:rofl
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Offline cav58d

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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2007, 03:47:03 AM »
hmmm.......not even a change in facial expression after reading that one.....awful lmao....
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2007, 04:18:40 AM »
Hehe.

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Offline wrag

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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2007, 03:31:03 PM »
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Why are you depressed?


HUH????

OK that's it NO MORE Mr. NICE wrag!!!

I'm gettin one of these and...................

Your all DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2007, 04:16:02 PM »
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Originally posted by wrag
I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.


Just another bad attempt at an old joke.

Like a bent over Scottsman in a kilt, you really need more material.

Mac
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