I highly recomend shopping on the internet.
Example:
The wife & I were at Walmart last night at 5 PM.
It was like 5,000 bridges in the state were missing their trolls, and we found them all in one spot.
Folks with 5 kids in tow yapping on cell phone while they ran over my wife with a shopping cart. Somehow, a person who WALKED into the store now can't....gets into an electric cart, tootling down the aisle at the speed of dead. It must have also been illegal alien night, but I didn't get the memo.
I think I'll shop as much as possible on the internet this year...I'm not into crowds.
68ROX