Author Topic: Your mama's so fat... (Read 785 times)

Latrobe · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:20:52 PM »

...people jog around her to excersise.

...I ran out of gas driving around here , and never made a full circle.

...I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8!

...her driving licence says, "Picture continued on other side!"

...They had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most!"

...she got on a rowing machine and it sank!

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:24:25 PM »

neubob wins bonus points!

Regular · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:28:04 PM »

Your momma is so fat after sex she smokes a ham.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:34:37 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Your dad throws flower on her to find the wet spot.

Gross, but hilarious!

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:44:46 PM »

Your momma's so fat:

1). that when she walks backwards her bellybutton goes, "beep...beeep....beeep"

2). that she took a nap in the woods and a teenage hunter took a picture of her

3). when she bends over, the Pagans celebrate Winter Solstice.

4). she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

5). when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

6). when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

7). she wears an asteroid belt.

8). when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell...

9). that when your daddy gets on to have sex with her his ears pop

sunfan1121 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:52:18 PM »

That the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

acfireguy26 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:14:42 PM »

when she goes to a resteraunt she gets an estimate.
she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out.
when she hauls prettythang she has to make 2 trips.
when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
shes on both sides of the family.
she fell in love and broke it.
her nick name is "Day-um!"

Swager · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:33:54 PM »

When she puts a red dress on, all the kids yell...."Hey, Koolaid!!"

Jebus · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2007, 07:30:21 PM »

She got fired from a sperm bank.... For drinking on the job!!!

texasmom · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2007, 07:31:13 PM »

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Originally posted by sunfan1121
That the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

E25280 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2007, 07:35:14 PM »

. . . when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "Okay."

. . . she was standing alone on a street corner, and a policeman came and told her to break it up.

. . . the last time she wore high heels, she struck oil.

. . . when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the doctor gave her only 87 years to live.

texasmom · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2007, 07:35:47 PM »

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Originally posted by E25280
. . . when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the doctor gave her only 87 years to live.

lol

Sixpence · « **Reply #27 on:** December 06, 2007, 07:45:54 PM »

she plays hopscotch like this: Ohio, Nebraska, Idaho..

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #28 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:08:06 PM »

she got arrested for having 2000lbs of crack

Masherbrum · « **Reply #29 on:** December 07, 2007, 04:16:42 AM »

....everytime she dances the band skips.