I had the same BS/Dialup only, no cable, no DSL problem with where my home is located .
You may want to go to DSL Reports , Try doing a search for a wireless ISP .
I did and found an ISP located in Lancaster, CA ( an hours drive from my home ) .
I connect at a T 1.5 up and down . pings are usually around
20/50 ms to AH servers ... and it cost less than than the dialup and extra phone did. ( alot less) .
All that was available here at Crystalaire was dialup, ( AT&T phone service) dead slow dialup , connecting @ 26Kbs ...... It sucked .
One other thing I used to use before DSL and cable internet, when I Live at Crestline, Ca was what was called "shotgun" dial up or dual modems
using shotgunning in my networking . It requires two seprate phone lines.
I only used it early in the morning or late at night, because it tied up
both my phones . I used to connect at 100Kbs total with it .
It wasn't rocket science , but it worked ....
Regards,
Bob