Lol.
Someone should put together a "Holy-Man UFC" championship! Get all the priests from the world's religions together and let them duke it out. A Smack-Down for God! Everyone who signs up for the pay-for-view agrees to convert to the winners beliefs.
The suicide bombing Imams are guaranteed to win their first rounds, but are not expected to be able to advance further. The Shaolin are, of course, the odds on favorites, but I think those tounge-speaking, snake handling, crazy *** hillbilly preachers from Kentucky might just prove to be a Wild Card!
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Wab
