Santa pub crawl

[Chairboy]

Last night, wifey and I went on a Santa Pub Crawl.  Anyone else ever do this?  About 100 Santa Clauses (I was pimp Santa, watching out for my ho ho hoes), a bunch of elves (they were on strike, carrying pickets), and a couple reindeer (my wife was one of them).  

We started out in a bar where our fearless leader set the ground rules (Don't f**k with the police, don't f**k with waitresses or management at the bars, don't f**k with kids if we see any, and don't f**k with him).

We hit about 6-7 bars & restaurants, doing santa conga-lines through a couple (people don't expect to see 100+ santas conga past them, it seems).  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SantaCon describes it, a bunch of folks do it.

Anyhow, good excuse to go drinking and dancing and extract a bunch of involuntary wtf's from other people out and about.


The white beard/hair didn't quite come through in the photo.

[texasmom]

Sounds fun.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Chairboy

We started out in a bar where our fearless leader set the ground rules (Don't f**k with the police, don't f**k with waitresses or management at the bars, don't f**k with kids if we see any, and don't f**k with him).

 

So in other words. You all went out barhopping.
But werent allowed to have any fun.

I'd have intentionalluy broken at least 4 of the 5.
F**king with him woulda been first on my list. LOL

[RTR]

LOL!

Actually I think the rules were appropriate for the outting, and I'm glad you had a good time.

Looks like it was alot of fun!

I gotta say though, you are without a doubt the scariest Santa I have ever seen!:D

Cheers and the Merriest of Christmas's to you and yours.

RTR

[texasmom]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,318195,00.html
Looks like others had the same idea, but didn't behave as nicely.

[Chairboy]

And THAT'S why The Four F**ks is necessary.