Last night, wifey and I went on a Santa Pub Crawl. Anyone else ever do this? About 100 Santa Clauses (I was pimp Santa, watching out for my ho ho hoes), a bunch of elves (they were on strike, carrying pickets), and a couple reindeer (my wife was one of them).
We started out in a bar where our fearless leader set the ground rules (Don't f**k with the police, don't f**k with waitresses or management at the bars, don't f**k with kids if we see any, and don't f**k with him).
We hit about 6-7 bars & restaurants, doing santa conga-lines through a couple (people don't expect to see 100+ santas conga past them, it seems).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SantaCon describes it, a bunch of folks do it.
Anyhow, good excuse to go drinking and dancing and extract a bunch of involuntary wtf's from other people out and about.

The white beard/hair didn't quite come through in the photo.