though it is true that real men shoot flintlocks, it is also true that real men hunt polar bears in underwear carrying only a shank like object. Though one could use a fruit cake that was given to you as a gift, it would result in the loss of your justification for calling yourself a man for a minimum of 1 month and an undetermined maximum sentence....set by comittee. Just to be clear, the infraction is carrying a fruit cake while in your underwear, the action of finding something usefull to do with said fruitcake is fine. For futher information on "being a man" issues, please feel free to contact me.
On side note, yes if you use cannons, you are a dweeb. Don't feel bad though, because anyone who plays AH is a dweeb. So really you are losing nothing, and I guess I would view it is either acceptance to the community, or denial on the part of the offending party. Which by the way, is not an infraction of the man laws, we pretty much (or should) deny anything.