"Place your bets ladies and gents! For Fight 7 tonight we have in the Blue corner...RRRUUUuuuuuumbllllle B-B-B-b- b......... weighing in at 3.2million lbs this fighter is undefeated so far in our no rules, to-the-death, girls vs boys grudge match. Voted aces high's most mental looking personal picture he is sure to be a favorite tonight. In the Red corner we have the one, the only...BEEEETttttty-y-y........weighing in at slightly less than a loaf of bread and looking good with her hairdone, shes definitely up for a fight tonight. 8-1 odds on this little beauty tonight folks, this could be one hell of a feature fight.
Now over to the ringside with Slash and 1 boner, our fight is about to begin.."