OK, What Did I Do To Deserve This?

[Geary420]

lawlz, thanks croduh.  After all the chocolate goodness I've been dealing with lately that pic is spot on.

[Ripsnort]

3 ex's?! Can we call you Eva?

[Yknurd]

I used to actively dislike you because I thought you were a moron.

Now I feel sorry for you because I know I'm right.

[lazs2]

I don't like snakes either but this....

"It's ExWife #3!!! The devil incarnate, the incubus, the psychotic nutzoid nutbag freak that took me for $40K in cash and another $25K in credit cards that I have spent 9 years to eradicate all signs of contact with my life!"

might explain some of your bitterness and envy problems.

edit... not so much the fact of the thing.. hell.. I got two ex's and 40-70 grand is about normal for the hit... I even have the kids and grandkids and spend on them.. you just start over... lost houses etc...

not so much the fact but the way you look at it I guess.. can't blame too much.. I was kinda bitter too at first.

lazs

[Entr0py]

Originally posted by sgt203
Ouch.... Kick in the nads from the past!!!!!!

I cant beleive you were married to a chick who couldnt recoginze you just cause you shaved:rolleyes:

X2...I've had guys from basic almost 15 yrs later recognize me.

[texasmom]

Good luck with that rpm. They're right: even the nicest of gals can get evil real quick.  The not-so-nice ones can get evil even faster.

[Heater]

Your past has come back to Haunt you !!

[AWMac]

There is an acceptable explanation for all of this.  Upon careful consideration of the above events, here are the underlieing meaningful representations and their sexual overtones.

This poor, poor exwife #3 was seeking to be rescued once again by her once Knight in Shining Armor, ummm that would be you RPM, from her present day entanglements, ummm that would be the snake.  She attempted to reach out to you at your humble place of employment only to be snubbed and to feel the sting once again of rejection..smittened by her lost love.

You Sir had taken the only possible course of action, proudly galloping off into the horizon.  Had you have offered any assistance you would have found that she also had a mongoose, mean gnarly bastage,  hidden in her panties which in time would have caused you more than just monetory losses...i.e. yer lil RPM buddy.

I salute you RPM.  Good call Sir.

I have submitted below a cute picture of a mongoose for your review.

Mac

[SirLoin]

I hate to say it..but a woman is like a pet python.

You can love it and nurture it for years...and yet it can turn on you.


Or she can be a butterfly for years..then morph back into a slug..leaving a trail of slime wherever she goes.

GL Rpm  !

[Maverick]

You put a hillary in 08 sticker on your car didn't you. Serves ya right.

[B@tfinkV]

Originally posted by AWMac

those critters kick arse! if you have a chance to wage money on the battle, always pick a good looking mongoose over the best looking cobra!

that guy there looks to be in good shape apart from one filling in the lower right molar.

[AWMac]

I would guess that it is a lil difficult for a mongoose to have a decent dental plan.

They are evil, wicked, mean and nasty. Never attempt to pet one.

Mac

[B@tfinkV]

yes, her little rodent fangs and predators face must be a similar image to what ex-wives look like.


where as most ex-husbands either look like this:




or this:





or like this:

[AWMac]

[balance1]

Originally posted by croduh
Proof:

GAH beat me to it!
Proof that a chocolate chip muffin is better than finding true love
Given:ChocolateChip muffin > nothing
          Nothing > Finding true love

1-ChocolateChip muffin > nothing
2-Nothing > Finding true love
3-ChocolateChip muffin > Finding true love

PROOFS

1-Given
2-Given
3-Transitive property of 2&3