Author Topic: An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away (Read 446 times)

Gixer · « **on:** January 10, 2008, 04:57:14 AM »

~~...-Gixer~~

JB88 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2008, 05:00:58 AM »

i feel better already.

Tango · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2008, 06:29:24 AM »

Does this mean Hooters is a health food restaurant now?

I know I've always felt better after going there.

Phaser11 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2008, 06:34:22 AM »

Thank you Dr. Gixer, I feel sooooooooo much better now. Can I get a Prescription for those please?

lazs2 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:32:32 AM »

are they still saving up for hips and butts?

lazs

FrodeMk3 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:01:27 AM »

My wife disputes' these findings. She said that if I stare for ANY length of time at another woman's bosom, It has been clinically shown to cause bruises and contusions' about the head and face, and stiff backs' and bed sores caused by sleeping on the couch...

MadMan · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:56:00 AM »

I wish I could find this study in a medical review journal so I could use it as a defense with the wife.

Treize69 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:10:38 AM »

<--- doing their part to promote cardio-vascular wellness.

KgB · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:26:07 AM »

Im not sure about lower blood pressure tho:rofl

SaburoS · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:36:51 AM »

LOL, I think Pyro needs to ammend the rules a bit...for the benefit of longer life!!!:D

Jackal1 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:01:09 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
are they still saving up for hips and butts?

lazs

Appointments next week at the Goodyear Retread Center.

Wayout · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:40:07 PM »

Hot Damn, I'm gonna live forever.