Author Topic: Life in the fast lane  (Read 331 times)

Offline Jackal1

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Life in the fast lane
« on: January 21, 2008, 04:06:22 PM »
You know your living in 2008 when,,,,,,,

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
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Re: Life in the fast lane
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 04:24:18 PM »
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Originally posted by Jackal1


14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 05:55:14 PM »
17.  you preferr to text your significant other because it saves time from having to actually talk to him/her

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 05:56:45 PM »
18. You think photocopying your arse and emailing it to all your friends is funny.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 09:19:55 PM »
19. You are so in need of a real life that after you've been banned from a web site you continue to create shade accounts to get back in.
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 03:56:05 AM »
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19. You are so in need of a real life that after you've been banned from a web site you continue to create shade accounts to get back in.


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