TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
> 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
> 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
> 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
> 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
> 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
> 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space >and doesn't require 200 pair of shoes.
> 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
> 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
> 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
> 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
