Author Topic: ban on intentional flatulence!?!? (Read 1008 times)

AKIron · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2008, 07:28:16 PM »

The need to make the length of detention commensurate with the lenght/intensity of the fart. That would stop 'em for sure. Well, or establish a scoring system.

REP0MAN · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2008, 08:27:13 PM »

john9001 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2008, 08:45:05 PM »

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Originally posted by REP0MAN

now thats funny.

Redlegs · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2008, 08:53:53 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
The High Fives would be a Dead Give Away!

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:15:57 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
"Dam the Farts, Full Stink Ahead!!!"

Telling 8th Grade boys not to fart is like trying to place panties on Brittney Spears...
Ain't gonna happen.

Puts her new album 'you want a piece of me?' in a wholly new light doesn't it?

Meatwad · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:23:26 PM »

CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through

I didnt know you could fart out of other places

Jackal1 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2008, 06:11:06 AM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
I didnt know you could fart out of other places

You have been around the O`club long enough to know better than that.

Larry · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:01:27 AM »

"Remy LeVine said he was in the class when CRMS science teacher Brad LaRoche talked to all the eighth-grade boys about the issue, as well as the consequences."

What like you could **** yourself? What next, are they going to ban sneezing?

RTHolmes · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:49:00 AM »

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I'm pretty sure that in this case, who ever denied it, supplied it.

surely, whoever made the rhyme commited the crime?

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:57:23 AM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad

I didnt know you could fart out of other places

Oh you'd be surprised.

Come to think of it.. here you go:

wooly15 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:17:57 AM »

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Originally posted by Tarmac
I work in an all male career field... we still try to out fart each other. I don't see what the problem is.

My field isn't all male with with average age almost in the 40's...you still hear "Hey...listen.....bbbbRRRRRRII IIPP!" followed by laughter. We even have a scale to rate them..10 being vomit inducing and 1 being silent/no smell. Farts will NEVER cease to be hilarious. My wife may disagree.

Shuckins · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:19:38 AM »

How to build an Olympic Class fart,

Combine the following ingredients in the gastro-intestinal brewing tank:

1 cup bran
1 cup pinto beans (The bran and beans provide needed volume)
1 large dill pickle (For eye-watering toxicity.)
1/2 cup raisins for that "just right" aroma.
2 prunes (For strength)
1 orange (As a garnish)

Mix well and allow one hour to age properly.

Serve hot.

wooly15 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:20:58 AM »

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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Oh you'd be surprised.

Come to think of it.. here you go:

OMFG!

I don't know whether to vomit of fall in the floor laughing!

Maverick · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2008, 10:14:02 AM »

I could never get behind a ban on something like that... Here pull my finger.

Airscrew · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:12:28 AM »

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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Oh you'd be surprised.

Come to think of it.. here you go:

I clicked that link and read the title of the video and decided It would be much better to wait until I got home to view that one... even if it is U tube..

here try this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hllwWjyIEw